DOGE Crashes 8% to $0.21—Whales Gobble Up Discounts Like It’s 2021
Dogecoin takes a nosedive as crypto's favorite meme coin sheds value faster than Elon Musk drops Twitter polls.
Whales feast on fire-sale prices
While retail panics, deep-pocketed investors snap up DOGE at levels not seen since the last crypto winter—proving once again that downturns are just discount seasons for the 1%.
Volatility remains the only constant
The 8% plunge showcases crypto's trademark rollercoaster action, where 'fundamentals' are whatever speculators say they are that hour. Meanwhile, traditional finance bros clutch their pearls—right before quietly moving limit orders.