🚀 Bitcoin Soars to $112K: ETF Hype & Trade Wars Fuel Historic Breakout

Wall Street's latest love affair with crypto just hit hyperdrive. Bitcoin smashed through $112,000 today as ETF mania collides with geopolitical tensions—proving once again that digital gold thrives on chaos.

The ETF effect: Institutional FOMO gets real

BlackRock's spot ETF now holds more BTC than MicroStrategy. Pension funds are quietly allocating—while still publicly denying they'd touch the 'volatile asset class.' Classic finance hypocrisy.

Trade wars make strange bedfellows

New tariffs on Chinese tech imports sent crypto flying as traders hedge against traditional markets. Because nothing says 'safe haven' like an asset that regularly swings 20% before lunch.

This isn't 2021's retail-driven pump. The big boys are playing now—and they brought leverage. Buckle up.