🚀 Ethereum-Backed Stocks Rocket as ETF Inflows Signal Mass Adoption Wave
Wall Street finally wakes up to crypto—just as retail gets priced out.
The ETF Effect: Institutional Money Floods In
Spot Ethereum ETFs aren't just approved—they're vacuuming up assets faster than a DeFi yield farm during a bull run. Traditional finance giants now hold more ETH than some decentralized exchanges.
Adoption Goes Mainstream (Whether Purists Like It or Not)
From Fortune 500 treasury allocations to PayPal integrations, Ethereum's infrastructure is becoming the plumbing of Web3—while somehow still charging $50 gas fees for simple swaps.
The Cynical Take: Watch Goldman Sachs launch an 'Ethereum Max' product right as the cycle peaks.