Trump’s Bold Crypto Play: Dual Bitcoin & Ethereum ETFs Could Reshape Finance
Wall Street's old guard won't like this one bit. The Trump administration is pushing for a game-changing crypto double play—simultaneous Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF approvals. Talk about a political mic drop.
Why settle for one disruptive asset when you can have two? This move could flood institutional capital into crypto faster than a meme coin rug pull.
Behind the scenes: SEC lawyers are probably drowning in red bull trying to keep up. Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs is quietly updating its 'Blockchain for Dummies' PowerPoint—again.
Closing thought: Nothing unites libertarians and degenerates like the prospect of tax-advantaged crypto speculation. Just don't call it gambling when the suits get involved.