Bitcoin Plunges $160M—Is This the Calm Before the Epic Rebound?
Blood in the streets? Smart money's already sniffing opportunity.
### The Great Bitcoin Shakeout
Another $160M liquidation storm hits crypto—just when traders started getting complacent. Exchanges ran red as leveraged positions got vaporized in minutes. Classic crypto.
### Whales vs. Weak Hands
Retail panic meets institutional accumulation. While noobs hyperventilate over hourly charts, OTC desks report surging buy orders at these 'discount' levels. Funny how that works.
### The Bounce Playbook
RSI dipping into oversold territory. Funding rates normalizing. Every previous 'death of Bitcoin' headline preceded a 30%+ rally. But sure, this time is different—said every bagholder before the pump.
Wall Street's still trying to short crypto with 2017 tactics. Meanwhile, the blockchain keeps minting millionaires during their coffee breaks. Stay humble, stack sats.