AI’s Grim Forecast: Bitcoin Would Collapse in a Nuclear War Scenario
When doomsday preppers meet crypto maximalists—the answer isn't pretty. Artificial intelligence models predict Bitcoin's infrastructure would crumble under nuclear war conditions, exposing its fragility in global catastrophe scenarios.
No miners, no network. The decentralized dream faces a centralized nightmare if energy grids fail and internet access evaporates. Meanwhile, gold bugs smugly polish their bullion—proving some hedges thrive when civilization doesn't.
But let's be real: if missiles start flying, your portfolio's performance will be the least of your problems. Even crypto can't outrun apocalypse—though Wall Street will probably still charge management fees for trying.