🚀 Bitcoin Soars to $105K as Oil Shock Sparks Flight to Digital Gold

Black gold trembles, digital gold thrives. Bitcoin just punched through $105,000 as oil market jitters send capital flooding into crypto's safe-haven asset.

The petrodollar panic play: When traditional markets catch a cold, Bitcoin investors break out the champagne. The latest oil supply scare proves no exception—decentralized assets are eating crude's lunch during geopolitical turmoil.

Wall Street's FOMO moment: Institutional traders are piling in like it's 2021, except this time their compliance departments actually understand blockchain (mostly). Meanwhile, gold bugs watch helplessly as their shiny rock gets digitally disrupted.

One cynical truth remains: When the apocalypse comes, you'll trade your barrel of oil for a Satoshi before you trade it for a bank's promissory note.