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H100 Soars 45% After Bold Bitcoin Treasury Move—Wall Street Scrambles to Keep Up
H100 Soars 45% After Bold Bitcoin Treasury Move—Wall Street Scrambles to Keep Up
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Another day, another corporate balance sheet flipping the crypto switch. This time it''s H100 making headlines with a treasury play that sent its stock screaming up 45%—proving once again that Bitcoin remains the ultimate corporate adrenaline shot.
Wall Street''s reaction? A mix of FOMO and frantic spreadsheet recalculations as the old guard watches traditional valuation models get torched by digital asset volatility. Meanwhile, crypto natives shrug—just another Tuesday in the hyperbitcoinization endgame.
Funny how a ''barbarous relic'' keeps bailing out balance sheets while the Fed''s monetary experiments age like milk. But hey, at least the suits are finally learning—stack sats or get rekt.
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