Ethereum Shatters Resistance: ETH Rockets Past $2,800 in Stunning Rebound
Ethereum just flipped the script—again. The second-largest cryptocurrency punched through $2,800 like a hot knife through butter, marking its most aggressive rally since the 2024 market thaw. Traders who doubted ETH’s resilience are now scrambling to cover shorts.
### The Rebound Nobody Saw Coming
After weeks of sideways action, ETH’s breakout caught even seasoned analysts off guard. The move defies the usual ‘summer lull’ narrative—turns out crypto doesn’t read Wall Street’s playbook.
### Liquidity Hunters Strike Gold
Market makers are feasting on volatility spreads while retail FOMO drips back in. Classic crypto: institutions profit from the chaos they label ‘irrational’ in congressional hearings.
This isn’t just technical—it’s psychological. Every breakout like this erodes the ‘crypto winter’ PTSD. ETH’s next stop? Either $3,200 or another round of ‘macro headwinds’ (translation: hedge fund profit-taking). Place your bets.