🚀 Bitcoin Smashes Records: Soars Beyond $123,200 as Soft CPI Ignites Frenzy

Bitcoin just rewrote the rulebook—again. The king of crypto demolished its previous all-time high, blasting past $123,200 like it was a weekend dip. What lit the fuse? A cooler-than-expected CPI print that sent traditional investors scrambling for the exits—straight into digital gold.

### The Inflation Escape Hatch

When fiat currencies wobble, Bitcoin does its best impression of a bunker. Today’s CPI data proved just elastic enough to trigger the algo-traders, leverage junkies, and that one guy who’s still ‘waiting for a correction.’ Spoiler: he’s now buying at ATHs.

### Wall Street’s FOMO Playbook

Watch the suits ‘discover’ store-of-value narratives—right after their 5th espresso and 3rd missed entry point. Meanwhile, crypto OGs are already eyeing the next resistance level. Pro tip: it’s not a bubble if your portfolio’s liquid.

### The Cynic’s Corner

Goldman Sachs will issue a ‘crypto is a viable asset class’ report approximately 47 seconds after their private clients finish accumulating. Stay decentralized, friends.

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