Trump’s Bitcoin Empire Swells to $2B – Crypto Holdings Hit Stratospheric Highs
Move over, gold—Bitcoin's the new billionaire bunker.
Trump's crypto stash now rivals hedge fund whales
Who needs Wall Street when your cold wallet does the heavy lifting? The former president's BTC portfolio just moonwalked past $2 billion—proving even politicians can't resist crypto's siren song. Meanwhile, traditional finance bros are still arguing about 'store of value.'
Funny how those anti-crypto campaign speeches aged like milk.