Trump Org Doubles Down on Crypto With New Wallet Launch—Because What’s a Political Empire Without Blockchain?
The Trump team just rolled out its own crypto wallet—because nothing says 'financial innovation' like merging politics with volatile digital assets. Move over, campaign merch—this is the new frontier of monetizing influence.
Here’s the kicker: The wallet drops as Trump’s blockchain ventures expand faster than a meme coin’s hype cycle. No details on tokenomics yet, but expect the usual mix of true believers and speculative chaos.
Bonus jab: If past performance predicts future results, this’ll either moon 10,000% or crash harder than a leveraged NFT portfolio. Place your bets, degens.