Bitcoin Hodlers Unlock Liquidity Without Selling—Banks Seethe
Collateralize your BTC stack while keeping moonbag intact
Defi platforms now offer 50-70% LTV loans against Bitcoin—no credit checks, no bank queues. Just connect your cold wallet and mint stablecoins against your HODL position.
Warning: 200% collateral requirements mean your keys stay secure... unless we hit another 80% drawdown. Then it’s margin call o’clock.
Bonus jab: Finally, a loan product where the APR isn’t criminal—unless you count the tax implications.