Gold vs. Bitcoin: The 5,000-Year Showdown for Ultimate Store of Value
Ancient empires hoarded it. Hedge funds still stack it. But now digital gold is gunning for the throne—and Wall Street’s sweating.
## The Midas Touch Meets Code
From Pharaohs burying bullion to millennials stacking sats, humanity’s obsession with immutable value hasn’t changed—just the format. Gold’s 97% correlation to inflation hedges? Impressive. Bitcoin’s 10,000,000% ROI since 2010? Brutal.
## Liquidity Wars
Try fleeing a collapsing economy with a gold bar taped to your thigh. Now watch a 12-word seed phrase bypass border controls. (Bonus point: no metal detectors.)
## The Cynic’s Corner
Gold bugs scream ’intrinsic value’ while paying storage fees to banks. Bitcoin maxis preach decentralization... from centralized exchanges. The real winner? Volatility traders—as always.
