Markets in Chaos: Europe Tanks While Wall Street Can’t Make Up Its Mind
Another day, another rollercoaster—European indices nosedive as Wall Street flip-flops between greed and fear. Traders are sweating over their triple-shot lattes while algorithms run wild.
Meanwhile, crypto markets yawn—Bitcoin’s still chilling above $60K like a boomer holding dividend stocks. Some things never change.
Bonus cynicism: If ’mixed signals’ were a trading strategy, hedge funds would’ve bankrupted the planet by now.