Tesla Rakes in $284M Bitcoin Windfall—Elon’s Crypto Bet Pays Off Big in Q2
Elon Musk’s Tesla just turned its Bitcoin stash into a quarter-billion-dollar flex. The automaker’s Q2 earnings reveal a crypto payday that’d make even Wall Street raise an eyebrow—if they weren’t busy shorting it.
Digital gold or corporate casino?
Tesla’s $284 million gain proves Bitcoin remains the ultimate volatility play for balance sheets. No dividends, no revenue—just pure speculative adrenaline.
The Musk effect strikes again.
While legacy finance scoffs at ‘internet money,’ Tesla’s treasury strategy outperforms most hedge funds. Cue the institutional FOMO.
One thing’s clear: When the world’s richest man treats crypto like a corporate piggy bank, maybe—just maybe—the ‘ponzi scheme’ narrative needs an update. Or at least a margin call.