CryptoBatz NFTs Skyrocket 650% Following Ozzy Osbourne’s Death – A Macabre Market Frenzy
When the Prince of Darkness exits stage left, his bats swarm the blockchain.
Ozzy Osbourne’s death triggered an unholy rally for his CryptoBatz NFT collection—prices exploded by 650% overnight as speculators turned grief into gains. The macabre meta-game of celebrity-linked digital assets plays on.
Blood in the water, sharks in the metaverse
Trading volume went vertical faster than a Sabbath riff, proving once again that crypto markets treat human mortality as just another volatility catalyst. The ‘buy the rumor, sell the corpse’ strategy remains disturbingly effective.
Death becomes a financial instrument
While estate planners scrambled, degens flipped pixelated bats like they were trading funeral futures. The NFT collection—originally minted as a tongue-in-cheek homage—became a grim trophy for post-mortem speculation. Just another day in Web3’s emotional casino.
As the man himself once sang: ‘Money just got something to say.’ And in crypto, it’s always screaming.
