BREAKING: $400 Billion Giant Standard Chartered Dives Into Bitcoin & Ethereum Trading

Wall Street's sleeping giant just woke up—and it's holding a crypto trading desk.

Standard Chartered, the $400 billion behemoth, just flipped the switch on Bitcoin and Ethereum execution for institutional clients. No more dipping toes—this is a cannonball into digital asset markets.

The move shocks exactly nobody watching banks scramble for crypto relevancy as TradFi dinosaurs evolve. But here's the twist: they're launching straight into spot trading while rivals still fiddle with futures.

One banking insider quipped: 'They either know something we don't, or this is the most expensive FOMO play since Credit Suisse bought Archegos' margin calls.'

Either way—the institutional floodgates just creaked open wider. Whether that means Lambos or liquidations? Well... that's crypto.