BlackRock’s IBIT ETF Hits Record $76B AUM—Now Holds 700K+ Bitcoin
Wall Street’s crypto embrace just hit ludicrous mode.
BlackRock’s IBIT ETF now holds over 700,000 BTC—enough to make Satoshi blush. The fund’s $76 billion AUM crushes competitors, proving even suits can’t ignore digital gold.
Funny how traditional finance suddenly loves decentralization when there’s billions to be made. The irony’s thicker than a blockchain.
Next stop? Probably buying the ‘laser eyes’ meme to seem hip.
