U.S. Investors Gear Up for ‘Crypto Week’: Here’s the Must-Watch Agenda
Crypto’s big moment hits Wall Street—again. Brace for regulatory theater, bullish whispers, and the usual suspects claiming ‘this time it’s different.’
Key Events:
- Senate grilling on stablecoins (spoiler: grandstanding guaranteed)
- BlackRock’s latest ETF pivot—because even trad-fi giants want a slice
- Whispers of a Bitcoin spot ETF approval (we’ve heard that before)
Meanwhile, hedge funds will ‘accidentally’ overexpose themselves to memecoins—purely for research, of course.
Closing thought: If past ‘Crypto Weeks’ taught us anything, it’s that the real profits flow to conference organizers and overpriced Miami venues.
