Eyenovia Goes Crypto: Nasdaq-Listed Firm Bets Big on $HYPE for Treasury Reserves
Wall Street meets Web3 as Eyenovia makes a play for the meme economy.
In a move that''ll have traditional finance clutching their pearls, the ophthalmic tech company just allocated treasury funds to the internet''s favorite joke-turned-asset. Because nothing says ''responsible corporate stewardship'' like YOLOing into volatile crypto tokens.
The market''s response? A collective shrug from Bitcoin maxis and a 15% intraday pump for $HYPE—proving once again that in 2025, the line between ''strategic reserve'' and ''degenerate gamble'' is thinner than ever.
