BREAKING: SEC Greenlights Truth Social’s Bitcoin ETF—Crypto Just Got Political
The SEC just dropped a bombshell—Truth Social’s Bitcoin ETF got the nod. Here’s why Wall Street’s sweating into its latte.
### Regulatory Thunderbolt
No more waiting. No more maybes. The SEC’s approval stamps legitimacy on an ETF tied to a platform that eats SEC scrutiny for breakfast. Irony’s alive and well.
### Why It Burns the Old Guard
Traditional finance hates nothing more than populist crypto plays. Now they’ll have to explain to clients why a ''meme stock'' platform outmaneuvered BlackRock’s 27-page filings.
### The Cynic’s Take
Watch hedge funds suddenly ''discover'' the merits of decentralized finance—right after they finish shorting it. The ETF’s real innovation? Forcing boomer capital to ride the volatility wave.
