TON Blockchain Resurges After Masterchain Glitch—Because Even Crypto Needs a Reboot Sometimes
After a brief but dramatic outage, The Open Network (TON) is back online—proving once again that even decentralized systems need a good old-fashioned fix.
Masterchain meltdown? More like a minor hiccup. The network’s core infrastructure issue was patched faster than a trader dumping memecoins at the first sign of FUD.
No numbers were harmed in the making of this recovery—just the usual suspects: sweaty devs, panicked validators, and a few overleveraged degens refreshing their wallets every 30 seconds.
And just like that, the blockchain marches on—until the next ’unprecedented event’ sends crypto Twitter into a frenzy. Remember folks: in Web3, ’unstoppable’ just means ’reboots during low liquidity hours.’