Czech Justice Minister Falls on $45M Bitcoin Sword—Because Nothing Says ’Transparency’ Like Crypto Donations
Another day, another politician learning the hard way that blockchain transactions are forever. The Czech Republic’s justice minister just resigned after a Bitcoin donation scandal—turns out, $45 million in untraceable (wink) crypto tends to raise eyebrows.
Who needs offshore accounts when you’ve got a hardware wallet? The minister’s abrupt exit proves even bureaucrats can’t resist crypto’s siren song—though most stick to buying the dip, not cashing out their credibility.
Meanwhile, traditional bankers are somewhere clutching their pearls... and their 2% money laundering fees.