Trump Media Bets Big on Bitcoin with $2.5B Treasury Move—Wall Street Rolls Eyes
In a move that’ll either be hailed as visionary or mocked as a publicity stunt, Trump Media just allocated $2.5 billion to Bitcoin as treasury reserve. Cue the memes.
Wall Street analysts are already sharpening their pencils—some for bullish price target upgrades, others to draft ’I told you so’ tweets when volatility hits. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists are popping champagne while traditional finance groans about ’speculative excess.’
One thing’s certain: the crypto space just got its juiciest corporate adoption story since MicroStrategy went all-in. Whether this triggers a domino effect or becomes a cautionary tale depends entirely on Bitcoin’s next 30% swing. Place your bets.