Trump Heirs Predict Bitcoin’s Meteoric Rise—$170K Incoming?
Don Jr. and Eric Trump just threw gasoline on crypto’s bull market—claiming Bitcoin could hit $170,000 ’soon.’ No analysis, no caveats—just raw price speculation from the family that brought you NFT trading cards.
Wall Street analysts are already rolling their eyes. ’Perfect timing—right after the ETF approvals and halving hype,’ muttered one trader, adjusting his diamond hands. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists are high-fiving over their cold wallets.
Love it or hate it, the Trumps know how to stir the pot. Whether this is clairvoyance or clickbait depends entirely on your tolerance for dynastic market calls. Just remember: in crypto, even broken clocks get two bull cycles a day.