Ripple Makes Cryptic Donation: Satoshi’s Alleged Skull Gifted as CEO Pushes for BTC-XRP Alliance

In a move that blurs the lines between crypto folklore and corporate strategy, Ripple has reportedly donated what’s claimed to be Satoshi Nakamoto’s skull—because nothing unites a decentralized community like macabre relics of its mythical founder.

Brad Garlinghouse, Ripple’s CEO, seized the moment to call for an end to the ’tribal warfare’ between Bitcoin and XRP maximalists. Because if there’s one thing Wall Street loves more than volatility, it’s watching crypto projects beg for relevance by cosplaying as peacemakers.

The stunt raises questions: Is this performance art? A PR masterstroke? Or just another day in an industry where symbolism trumps substance? Either way, the ’skull of Satoshi’ now sits somewhere between a holy relic and a tax-deductible marketing expense.