Trump Media Shoots Down $3B Crypto Fundraising Rumor—’Not Our Circus, Not Our Bitcoin’

Another day, another denied crypto rumor—this time with a side of political theater. Trump Media Group just swatted away claims it’s raising a $3 billion war chest for digital asset plays. Because nothing says ’stable investment’ like mixing meme stocks, politics, and volatile cryptocurrencies.
The denial comes as crypto markets flirt with new highs, leaving speculators hungry for any whale moves. Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts whisper: ’If you believed this, we’ve got a Trump NFT to sell you.’