Blackstone Joins the Bitcoin Gold Rush: Snaps Up $1M Stake in BlackRock’s IBIT ETF
Wall Street’s private equity titan just placed its bet on crypto—with all the subtlety of a bull in a Bitcoin shop.
Blackstone dives into BTC: The $1 million IBIT purchase signals institutional FOMO is alive and well. Who needs fundamentals when you’ve got herd mentality?
BlackRock wins again: Another heavyweight falls for Larry Fink’s crypto charm offensive. At this rate, the ’evil empire’ of finance will own half the blockchain by 2026.
Closing thought: When the suits start buying, it’s either time to celebrate—or check your exit strategy. Happy volatility!