Musk’s xAI Teams with Kalshi—Because Even AI Knows Gambling Beats Trading
Elon’s latest play merges artificial intelligence with prediction markets—because what’s smarter than letting algorithms bet your money?
Prediction markets meet machine learning: xAI’s neural nets will now ’enhance’ Kalshi’s political and financial event contracts. Translation: your degenerate gambling just got a quant makeover.
Wall Street’s new competition? A chatbot with a bookie license. Place your bets—the house always wins, especially when it’s powered by GPUs.