From $8K to $4M Overnight: LAUNCHCOIN Trader Sparks Insider Trading Debate
A crypto trader just turned lunch money into generational wealth—or flagrant market manipulation. LAUNCHCOIN’s 50,000% pump rockets an $8,000 gamble into $4M before the project’s whitepaper even dried. Smart alpha, or another case of ’crypto coincidences’?
Timing is everything: The wallet bought LAUNCHCOIN minutes before its Binance listing went live. Either this degenerate gambler finally got lucky, or someone’s trading with a crystal ball. The blockchain never lies—but it doesn’t snitch either.
While retail traders chase 10% gains, the crypto elite keep finding zeroes. As usual, the real ROI is in being first to the insider party—just ask your friendly neighborhood SEC (or don’t).