Democrats Take Aim at Trump with Crypto ’Bribery’ Allegations—Because Nothing Says Modern Politics Like Digital Asset Scandals
Washington’s latest circus act? Democrats are dragging crypto into the mudfight, accusing Trump of ’bribery’ tied to digital assets. Because when traditional campaign finance gets boring, why not spice it up with blockchain drama?
No subpoenas minted yet—but the political machine grinds on, now with extra crypto-flavored hypocrisy. Remember when they called it ’the future of finance’? Now it’s just another weapon in the arsenal.
Bonus jab: At least this time the shady money moves are transparent on-chain—unlike your average PAC’s dark pools. Progress?