Trump Memecoin Launches Loyalty Program—Because Even Speculative Assets Need Fan Clubs
Political memecoins just leveled up their grift game. The team behind the Trump-themed token has rolled out a ’loyalty rewards’ program—offering holders perks for keeping the faith (and the bags).
How it works: Stake your MAGA-inspired shitcoins, earn points redeemable for exclusive merch or—wait for it—more Trump memecoins. Because nothing says ’financial innovation’ like a circular Ponzi economy dressed as patriotism.
Bonus jab: Finally, a crypto project where the tokenomics are as transparent as a certain candidate’s tax returns.