Dell Slams Door on Bitcoin Treasury Plan—SEC Cheers From the Sidelines
Tech giant Dell just gave Bitcoin maximalists a reality check—rejecting a proposal to add BTC to its corporate treasury. The SEC promptly rubber-stamped the decision, because nothing says ’innovation’ like regulators high-fiving legacy finance.
Corporate crypto dreams crash into compliance walls—again. Meanwhile, Wall Street bankers adjust their monocles and whisper ’I told you so’ over martinis.