IRS Crypto Division Chiefs Bail in Meme-Inspired Mass Exodus—DOGE to the Moon?
Top brass at the IRS’s cryptocurrency unit are out—reportedly leaving their badges on the table and moonwalking toward private sector gigs. The twist? Their exit memo allegedly cited ’philosophical alignment with decentralized ethos’... and a suspicious number of DOGE stickers on their laptops.
Wall Street analysts are already spinning this as ’regulatory capitulation’—because nothing says ’serious financial oversight’ like bureaucrats yeeting themselves into Web3 startups during a bear market.
Meanwhile, crypto Twitter is crowing about the ’great validation.’ Because when tax collectors flee toward meme coins, it’s either a generational buy signal or proof we’re all trapped in a particularly unhinged episode of Black Mirror.