Bitcoin Shrugs Off Trump Tariff Chaos—$100K in Sight
Markets blinked. Bitcoin didn’t. The OG crypto ripped through tariff-induced turbulence like a hot knife through institutional FUD.
Wall Street’s ’hedge’ playbook looks increasingly obsolete as digital gold absorbs macro shocks—while goldbugs clutch their physical bars and whisper prayers to the Fed.
Funny how ’uncorrelated assets’ suddenly correlate when your portfolio’s on fire.