Michael Saylor Doubles Down: MicroStrategy’s $84B Bitcoin Bet Shakes Wall Street
MicroStrategy’s founder just upped the ante—again. The enterprise software-turned-crypto juggernaut plans to funnel another $84 billion into Bitcoin, turning corporate treasury management into a high-stakes hodl game.
Wall Street analysts clutch their pearls as Saylor bypasses traditional asset allocation playbooks. ’Gold is for boomers,’ quipped one trader—before quietly rebalancing his own portfolio.
This latest move cements Bitcoin’s role as the ultimate institutional barbell strategy: maximum volatility with maximum conviction. The only thing more audacious than the bet? The fact that traditional finance still pretends not to notice.