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DeFi Degenerate Flips $1.5K into $295K on Obscure Meme Coin—Wall Street Analysts Seethe
DeFi Degenerate Flips $1.5K into $295K on Obscure Meme Coin—Wall Street Analysts Seethe
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Another day, another crypto peasant striking lottery-tier gains while hedge funds scrape for 2% yields. This time it’s GORK—a meme coin with less utility than a Blockbuster gift card—that turned a modest $1,513 bet into a life-changing $295K payday.
How? Pure degenerate alchemy: buying the absolute bottom (timing the market, ha!), then dumping at peak euphoria. No fundamentals, no roadmap—just the beautiful chaos of unregulated gambling.
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros are still waiting for their ’approved’ Bitcoin ETF allocations. Cue the tiny violins.
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