🚀 Bitcoin ETFs on Track to Gobble Up 1.5M BTC by 2026 – Supply Crunch Incoming

Wall Street’s bitcoin buying spree just turned into a supply black hole. With ETFs vacuuming up 1.5 million BTC—equivalent to 7% of the total supply—the market’s about to feel the squeeze.

The Great Bitcoin Heist (Legally)

Institutional investors are playing musical chairs with BTC, and the music’s about to stop. ETF issuers now hold more BTC than most sovereign nations—while retail traders scramble for scraps.

Math That Would Make Satoshi Blink

At current absorption rates, ETFs could corner 10% of circulating supply before the next halving. TradFi finally found something it can’t print more of—unless you count those sketchy synthetic BTC products.

The irony? Banks spent years dismissing crypto as ‘worthless’—now they’re hoarding it like digital Scrooge McDucks. Happy New Year indeed.