Trump Shatters Banking Barriers: Executive Order Unleashes Crypto Industry from Financial Discrimination

In a seismic shift for digital assets, former President Trump just dropped an executive order forcing banks to play nice with crypto. No more 'shadow-banning' blockchain businesses—Wall Street's old guard just got served a subpoena for relevance.

The Fine Print:

The order guts decades of de facto banking blacklists against crypto firms. Suddenly, 'too risky' becomes 'too profitable to ignore'—funny how that works when political winds change.

Crypto's New Playground:

Exchanges and DeFi protocols can now access USD rails without begging for mercy. Watch legacy finance suddenly discover their 'passion for innovation' (translation: fear of missing out on fees).

The Kickback:

Bankers will still find ways to nickel-and-dime the sector—some habits die harder than their 2% annual yields. But for crypto? The message is clear: the backdoor to mainstream finance just blew wide open.