Coinbase CEO Scours Dogecoin Talent Pool to ’Fix’ Global Finance—Because Wall Street Hasn’t Bothered
Brian Armstrong’s latest power play? Raiding the Dogecoin community for engineers who understand meme magic—and might just rebuild the financial rails banks forgot.
Forget Ivy League MBAs—Coinbase wants devs who’ve survived crypto Twitter’s thunderdome. The goal? Weaponize Dogecoin’s viral infrastructure to onboard the next 100M users. Cynics whisper this is just PR stunting before the next DOGE pump.
One hedge fund manager yawns: ’How quaint—a Silicon Valley billionaire pretending retail traders care about settlement times.’ Meanwhile, Dogecoin hodlers are dusting off résumés written entirely in Shiba Inu memes.