Trump’s First 100 Days: Tariff Chaos, Bitcoin Surges, and Whiplash Policy Flip-Flops
Markets reel as the new administration slaps tariffs on allies—then backtracks 48 hours later. Bitcoin rallies 22% as Treasury floats ’strategic crypto reserves’ (read: panic-buying the dip).
Meanwhile, Wall Street bankers clutch their pearls—and their bonuses—as deregulation whiplash leaves compliance departments in shambles. Guess some rules are meant to be broken—especially when lobbyists write the drafts.