BREAKING: Trump Unleashes Bitcoin & Crypto Into 401(k)s With Historic Executive Order
Wall Street's retirement accounts just got a crypto injection—whether they wanted it or not.
The 401(k) Revolution Goes Digital
In a move that sent shockwaves through traditional finance, the Trump administration greenlit Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies for inclusion in 401(k) retirement plans. The executive order bypasses years of regulatory gridlock—and gives Wall Street's old guard a migraine.
Main Street Meets Blockchain
The policy shift could funnel billions in retirement funds into digital assets overnight. Financial advisors are scrambling to update their playbooks, while crypto exchanges are already rolling out 'retirement-ready' portfolios. (Funny how volatility matters less when fees are on the table.)
The Fine Print
Early reports suggest strict custody requirements for plan providers—but let's be real, this is Washington. The 'safeguards' will last until the first lobbying check clears.
One thing's certain: your grandparents' pension plan just got a lot more interesting. And possibly riskier. Welcome to the era of YOLO retirement investing.

Ethereum (ETH), which has been one of the most heavily-discussed altcoins in the past month, has gained 5%.
At the time of this writing, the total market capitalization stands at $3.93 trillion, as Bitcoin’s dominance is looking to reclaim the 60% mark once again.