🚀 Little Pepe Presale Rockets into Stage 4 After Stage 3 Sells Out in Minutes
Meme coin mania defies gravity—again.
Little Pepe's presale just punched through its third funding stage like a degenerate trader chasing 100x. Now it's locked and loaded for Stage 4, proving that even in 2025, the crypto crowd still can't resist frog-themed hopium.
From meme to momentum
The token's roadmap reads like a casino playbook—structured raises, FOMO triggers, and that sweet scent of artificial scarcity. Stage 3's sellout wasn't just fast; it was 'ignore-your-day-job' fast.
Cynical take
Meanwhile, traditional VCs are still drafting their 47th due diligence report on whether blockchain is 'legit.' Pro tip: When the meme coins start outpacing your 'serious' altbags, maybe rethink the spreadsheet obsession.
Next stop? Stage 4—where the only thing more volatile than the token price will be Telegram chat sentiment.