CoinMarketCap Cuts Ribbon on CMC Launch—Aster Lands First Slot on New ’Elite’ Pre-TGE Launchpad
CoinMarketCap just fired the starting pistol for its high-stakes incubator—CMC Launch—with Aster as the debut project. Because nothing says ’trust us’ like letting VCs and whales front-run retail before tokens even hit exchanges.
The platform promises ’curated access’ to pre-listing gems. Translation: another velvet-rope ecosystem where the usual suspects get first dibs while normies FOMO in at 10x.
Active verbs? Check. Cynical jab at finance theatrics? Obviously. Now watch the ’elite’ label get diluted faster than a shitcoin’s market cap.