BTSE Fuels Bitcoin Pizza Day Frenzy with $5.2M Trading War—Because Nothing Says ’HODL’ Like Free Money
Bitcoin’s favorite junk-food holiday gets a $5.22 million adrenaline shot as BTSE launches a trading competition thicker with irony than a double-stuffed crust. Winners get prizes—losers get the cold comfort of knowing they ’participated in crypto history.’
Subheader: Trading Volume or Performance Art?
Participants will chase leaderboard glory while the exchange racks up liquidity—a symbiotic relationship more transparent than your average DeFi ’innovation.’ Bonus points for anyone who converts winnings into actual pizza.
Closing jab: Wall Street still thinks Bitcoin is a ’tulip bubble,’ but at least tulips never had a $5M trading competition sponsored by a Hong Kong-regulated exchange. Progress?