Shiba Inu (SHIB) at $1 in 2025? Here’s Why the Odds Defy Crypto Logic

Memecoins don’t moon—they meme. Yet here we are, watching SHIB true believers bet the farm on a price target that would require a market cap larger than Apple’s. Let’s break down the fantasy.

The Math Problem From Hell

Hitting $1 would demand a 12-million-percent rally from today’s price—or roughly 200x Bitcoin’s entire market cap. Even Wall Street’s most delusional hedge fund managers wouldn’t touch this spreadsheet.

Tokenomics That Laugh in Your Face

With 589 trillion SHIB drowning circulation, every 1-cent jump needs $5.89 trillion in fresh capital. That’s three times global gold reserves. But sure, the ‘burn mechanisms’ will totally fix this. Any day now.

The Cynic’s Corner

This isn’t investing—it’s a cultural Rorschach test. SHIB either proves crypto’s democratizing power or its spectacular idiocy. Either way, brokers are getting rich on the hopium trades.