JPMorgan Reports Staggering $60B Crypto Influx as Wall Street Goes All-In on Digital Assets in 2025
Wall Street's crypto flip is complete—JPMorgan just confirmed a $60 billion institutional tidal wave hitting digital assets this year.
The institutional dam breaks
Once bitcoin's loudest critics, traditional finance giants are now leading the charge. That $60 billion inflow? Pure institutional FOMO—with JPMorgan's stamp of approval making it 'respectable' for the suit-and-tie crowd.
Pension funds and hedge funds still can't spell 'DeFi'
The money's pouring in, but most institutional players still treat crypto like a speculative ETF—zero understanding of the underlying tech. But hey, when did ignorance ever stop Wall Street from chasing yields?
The ironic closer: Crypto's anti-establishment revolution now funded by... the establishment. Satoshi would vomit.
