BREAKING: U.S. Senate Votes 60-40 to End Government Shutdown—What’s Next?

Washington’s circus finally gets its act together—for now.
The Senate just pulled off a rare bipartisan move, passing a bill to reopen the government with a 60-40 margin. No last-minute drama, no veto threats—just a clean vote that somehow didn’t involve a backroom crypto bribe (we checked).
Key takeaways:
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60 beats 40
: Math wins again. The margin suggests enough GOP defectors to override any tantrums.
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Market impact?
Probably negligible—DC’s dysfunction is already priced in like a meme coin’s ‘utility.’
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What’s next?
Three weeks of pretending to care about fiscal responsibility before the next cliff.
Fun fact: This cost taxpayers $3 billion per day in delayed projects. That’s 15,000 Bitcoin at current rates—wasted on political theater.