Judicial Hammer Smashes Trump Tariffs—Bitcoin Braces for Shockwaves
A federal court just gutted Trump’s legacy tariffs—and the crypto markets are already pricing in the chaos. Here’s why Bitcoin could be the biggest winner (or casualty) of this political grenade.
Trade wars? More like trade loopholes. Savvy investors are now eyeing crypto as the ultimate tariff-dodging tool—while Wall Street scrambles to spin this as ’priced in.’
One hedge fund manager yawned: ’We hedge political risk with derivatives, not magic internet money.’ Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s volatility spikes as traders place bets on whether this ruling torches the dollar—or just another short-lived hype cycle.